I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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