Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
send nudes
from the living room?
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