We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize