I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
