Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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