I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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