adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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