just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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