Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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