From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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