Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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