Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize