sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
The Olympian is in my bed
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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