just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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