I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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