piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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