The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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