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he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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