Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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