Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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