So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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