im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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