I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
