Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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