Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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