god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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