oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Someone shit on the floor
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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