do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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