I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
no you cant smoke seaweed
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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