Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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