Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
wow bdsm is so cute
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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