ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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