Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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