I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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