Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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