i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
