what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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