I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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