I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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