Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
