Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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