Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
