that's an acceptable place to lick
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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