But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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