I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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