Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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