BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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