You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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