on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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