Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Did you pee in the oven last night??
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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