I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
My pussy is not your playground.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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