Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My cat gives me a boner
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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