Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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