Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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