ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Soap is not a condiment
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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