Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I think i got beer on your cat.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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